From the we need this like a hole in the head department, a service that used to offer commercial pet cloning: Genetic Savings and Clone. The first taker was a lady in Dallas that paid $50,000 for a clone of her cat. It makes perfect sense that the first case was from Dallas. I can picture her at the Junior League meeting, telling her colleague, “Well Buffy, I guess your cat will have to be content with being stuffed.”
I imagine that 50K could have helped sterilized a few cats, and keep some real ones out of the pound.
Don’t let Jerry Jones hear about this or he’ll be demanding a sample jar from Aikman.
Now if we could tax both cloning and Botox, the country could get out of this deficit thing, just from Dallas and LA alone…
